Mystic Dog Psychic Present Powers

My humans have been having alot of birthday parties lately. It is fun!! Especially present time.

They used to do "Heavy, Heavy Hangover... borrrinnggg!!!!

Now, they let me do my dog psychic thing which is much better. They hold the present up for me to see and evaluate. Actually, I can smell what it is because I am a dog and dogs have an advanced sense of smell but dont tell them that because it would ruin the fun since they think that I am a dog present psychic. Once I know what it is, I send a telepathic message to Head Master and he tells everyone what I told him it is. He is not very good at it though because he misreads what I tell him ALOT but the humans think that is funny or something because they get a big kick out if it even though they think I am guessing wrong all the time when it is actually the fact that humans cant read dog's minds very well even though they think they can. Anyway, then they open the present to see if I was right. They take way too long to open a darn present so I have to help them open it because I am not very patient because I am a dog. Once it is open, they all laugh because either I was right or Head Master was wrong.

Maybe I should rent myself out. Having a birthday party in the near future? Mystic Psychic Present Dog for hire!