Whoot

Sister #1-3 came home this saturday
brother#1 was gone though D8

And my humans wouldn't let me in or play with Brother-in-laws#1-2

I still had fun though

Eating off the floor

I dont know about you but I dont like to eat off the floor. Humans dont understand this. They think that all dogs are pigs. We are not even related!!!

Now, I am a Boxer right? I have jowls...big, honkin huge jowls. When I eat...out of a bowl like any civilized animal, my jowls get loaded with food. Occasionally I like to look up and check out my surroundings as I grab a mouthful. Ok, so some food gets caught in my jowls, my big, honkin huge jowls, and when I look up, it has a tendency to fall out onto the ground. After a while, there is quite a bit of food on the ground around my bowl and my humans think I should eat it. Yeah right!!

One day, Head Master decided that he was not going to put any fresh food into my bowl until I ate up all the food on the floor. Yeah right!! He told me that I had to eat it off the floor and I told him, "Ru ron't reat roff ra froor." ( he actually understood me right that time because he told the whole family about it but he still insisted I eat it anyway. I held my ground. By the end of the day, he had picked up each and every piece of food off the floor and put it into my bowl for me. I think that was a good compromise. I am not a pig but I don't mind an occasional morsel of food that was on the floor but is now in my bowl.

Mystic Dog Psychic Present Powers

My humans have been having alot of birthday parties lately. It is fun!! Especially present time.

They used to do "Heavy, Heavy Hangover... borrrinnggg!!!!

Now, they let me do my dog psychic thing which is much better. They hold the present up for me to see and evaluate. Actually, I can smell what it is because I am a dog and dogs have an advanced sense of smell but dont tell them that because it would ruin the fun since they think that I am a dog present psychic. Once I know what it is, I send a telepathic message to Head Master and he tells everyone what I told him it is. He is not very good at it though because he misreads what I tell him ALOT but the humans think that is funny or something because they get a big kick out if it even though they think I am guessing wrong all the time when it is actually the fact that humans cant read dog's minds very well even though they think they can. Anyway, then they open the present to see if I was right. They take way too long to open a darn present so I have to help them open it because I am not very patient because I am a dog. Once it is open, they all laugh because either I was right or Head Master was wrong.

Maybe I should rent myself out. Having a birthday party in the near future? Mystic Psychic Present Dog for hire!