Squeeky Octopus

Welcome

Dave (my master) came home and what do you know? He brought me a new leather collar-first one since I ate my last one-and he also brought an orange... noisey octopus. And what now, he stuck a tag on my new collar! I mean seriously, I'm not a cat! I jingle every time I walk now, how manly is that?

And the stupid octopus? It's driving me crazy; it never stops squeeking, no matter how violently I chew and bite at it. I'm sure it would be dead by now, especially when it lays there silently, but suddenly when I touch it, SQUEEEK.

I've tried everything now, I've even offered it to my humans, but they just throw it or scold me and shoo me off.

Maybe I'll be able to 'kill' it today, wish me luck.

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I woke up before dawn today and had to pee. My master finally heard me crying to let me out, and yes, SNOW! There's probably a good cat's height or even a few paws more.

You can't even tell where the sidewalks are; it's just all snow!